Rich Herschlag

And John McCain could have gone with Jenna Jameson.

George Carlin has been bumped for a summer replacement series.

That stimulus check that's on the way? Don't spend it all in one pawn shop.

Pennsylvanians never met a trans-fat they didn't like.

Superdelegate: Here he comes to save the way things are.

We're a busy nation. In fact, going to sleep has become positively un-American.

Senator Larry Craig wants it both ways -- and it's not the first time.

Rotating a hot-dog eating contest's venue (think Darfur, Somalia, Mali, Iraq) can only add cachet to it.

New York drivers get a bad rap -- or is that rap sheet?

God isn't making any more land. Apparently, He isn't making any more pitchers either.

The force formerly known as its finest.

A do-it-yourself apology kit for the politically correct.

Wanted: a few ignorant and indifferent men and women.

First responders pause and ponder.

You might have missed it, but Republicans are now the "party" party. Schwing!

"Flat Dads" turn out to be improvement over the 3-D variety.

Oh for an endless string of would-be terrorists like the rank amateurs that dreamed of blowing up New York's Holland Tunnel.

The flag may be but a political football to politicians, but watch out -- marauding flag-burners roam the countryside.

What more does New York City have to endure to qualify for increased anti-terror funding?

Random acts of cruelty serve as ego-Viagra for aging pols and moguls like Michael Bloomberg.